Squirrel WIth A Gun

I would like two of these little monsters on either side of the fireplace:

From The Wild Few

In England people pronounce squirrel as "squiw-rel" but in the States it's more like "squirl". I know this because of having American parents but going to English schools. Another good one is "oh-range" in the UK and "orng" in the US.

I don't think the squirrel cares, he's just saying "hands up!"